Upon a milli-second of inspiration to create the “most awesomest blog ever!”, Im starting to rethink my goal, as a good hour of my life (that couldve been dedicated to watching sex and the city re-runs in my onesie pajamas with a tub of breyers ice-cream) was just spent trying to find a half-decent picture of myself…

Alas, mission “never-gonna-happen” was put on the back burner and I resorted to this gem of a photograph. The party glasses, my red bicycle handi-helmet, the 2 Litres of Corbett Canyon wine running through my veins, and the look of pure annoyance on my face as my mid-sentence rant was caught on camera seems to epitomize a night of good times, which most likely ended with me being passed out in a gutter with ”I heart Justin Beieber” drawn on my face, a whoopi cushion in my pocket, and two Kleenex boxes on my feet (okay not really…. but dreams can come true).

Therefore, I give you my first Tumblr post of many, that is, unless i somehow manage to get a life but i havent been able to aquire one for 19 years and counting so it looks like we’re GOLDEN!!!

until my next moments of boredom… so long!